Post by Gregzilla on Jun 9, 2004 8:22:22 GMT -5
Memphis Wrestling
Home of Rhythm & Bruise
written by Gregory White Gregasauraus_Rex@bellsouth.net
6/5/04
UPN studios Memphis TN
Hosts:Cory Maclin and Brian Teigland
Before the show starts, I would like to send my condolences and honor the memory of Kurt Von Brauner who died Friday.
The crowd is very lively today.
They announce who will be on the show today.
The Sexy Assassin will team with Brian Christopher and going against the Lifeguards.
Koko Ware
They will show Kamala signing Rocking Chair.
They show highlights from last week. Lawler and Shock are out in the ring, Hart tries to put Shock on Lawler and then Hart puts Lawler on Shock. Hart grabs the certificate and lies on the floor with the frame on his head as Lawler gets the win to win the XWF belt to go with the AWA, WCCW and World's Unified belts.
Lawler comes out with his belts to a loud pop and is wearing shades and a WWE shirt. Cory has something about Lawler having more gold than Mr. T. Lawler, Did you say Master P or Mr. T? Mr. T is so fifteen minutes ago. I don't think it right to refer to me as a triple champion. Lawler mentions quickly the titles that he won and then mentions that he won the XWF belt last week which brings lots of applause. And you know I told Jimmy to try it my way at least one time. I have not seen Jimmy Hart for the past three days. What is the Problem? Do you think it is because he double-crossed Shock in that match? Jimmy Hart is on the Phone. Jimmy Hart , says Good Morning. Jerry, Good morning Jimmy Hart where are you? Jimmy Hart, I cannot hear you so I will have to talk on my end here. Jerry Lawler, Where are you is what we wanna know. Hart, How are you feeling , King? Anybody see Shock today? Lawler, Is that all you are worried about? Are you scared of Shock? Shock is not here today. Jimmy Hart, I cannot hear anything you say so I will ramble on. I hope that you are sitting down because I am at Universal Studios at Orlando Florida. Jimmy Hart mentions all the names of the various theme bars in Orlando. I am signing a contract to open the very first Jerry "The King" Lawler them restaurant down here. We are gonna have one thousand of your t shirts of course next to my t shirts. We are gonna have the book that you released last year next to mine which will be released in August. we are gonna be together in everything we do. We are gonna fly Cory down with all expenses paid on fly at your own Risk Airlines. We are gonna get you a middle seat so that you don't eat all the peanuts up, Cory. WE will bring you to Universal and we want you to bring a film crew because we want you to see the opening of the very first, Jerry "The King" Lawler restaurant. It is great to have Jerry Lawler in the First Family along with Koko B Ware. Cory, turn it off. I am not gonna fly on Fly at your own risk Airline stuff. Jerry Lawler. laughs and then says The last time that I flew on an airline trip that was booked by Jimmy Hart, The airline was so cheap that during the movie,the Pilot was walking around selling popcorn. You don't want to go on that airline. Jimmy Hart stayed on the tit O Whirl too long. The reason that Jimmy Hart did not show up today was he was afraid of what Shock will do to him. I don't know where Shock is. Hart so far the experiment or whatever you call it has worked. The contract is still not signed. The fans cheer. I can say this if he can get a theme restaurant in Orlando than that can get a long ways towards getting a contract signed. Cory says that you will be down there but flying Northwest and will be there with the film crew.
Brian Christopher comes out dancing with the Sexy Assassin. to cheers. Cory mentions that they are discoing on Memphis wrestling today. Brian, OH MY GOSH!!!!!!! Sexy Assassin while we were on way to the desk did you hear this Baffoon use the word disco? The Sexy Assassin shakes his head. Disco???!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would call it anything but Disco!!!!!!! This is 2004, Cory Maclin!!!!! The fans do a Jerry's kids chant. That is called getting down!!!!!! Bustin' a move with my man the Sexy Assassin#7!!!!!!!! Since I brought the Sexy Assassins in here. They have not gotten the respect that they deserve from you, and from the morons over here that better shut up when I am talking!!!!!! Brian points to the Sexy Assassin, This is a bonafide superstar ready to explode and we are gonna explode right here right now on a couple of jobronis, The Lifeguards. How many Lifeguards are there? Cory, How many Sexy Assassins are there is what I wanna know? Cory, Don't worry. My Sexy Assassins are fired up and ready to go. Bring out these Lifeguards because I cannot wait to rip them out from limb to limb as only the Sexy Assassin and Brian Christopher can.
The Lifeguards come out to a huge pop. This time Scott Starr and Tony Gunn.
The first match of the day is the Lifeguards vs. Brian Christopher and the Sexy Assassin #7. The fans do a Brian Sucks chant. The fans do a cry baby chant on Brian Christopher. The Sexy Assassin holds Scott Starr and Brian Christopher accidentally monkeyflips the Sexy Assassin twice as Scott Star moves out of the way. The third time Brian tries a Superkick while the Sexy Assassin holds Scott Starr. Brian accidentally kicks the Sexy Assassin. While Brian Christopher realizes what he done. Scott Starr pins the Sexy Assassin and Tony Gun tackles Brian Christopher.
Winners:The Lifeguards win.
Brian Christopher is crying like a baby while the lifeguards celebrate while there music play.
Brian Christopher is crying and having a fit like a baby and is with the Sexy Assassin and both are with Cory. Brian is breathing heavily and the Sexy Assassin is holding his sore jaw. You know what. Get your hands off the microphone. I don't need you, Cory. What I have to say is between me and you. First of all, wipe my brow and Brian hands The Sexy Assassin a handkerchief and gets his brow cleaned by the Sexy Assassin. Brian Christopher is breathing really heavy. Listen to me!!!!!! Listen to your boss!!!!!!!! What in the name of St. Pete do you call what you just did?
?!!!!!!!!!!! Brian looks mad. The Sexy Assassin just looks at Brian. Don't just stand there on the camera and look stupid!!!!!! Just Answer the question!!!!!!!! Brian makes the scratching the head gesture. Are you gonna scratch your head!!!!!! Answer me!!!!!!!!!!! The Sexy Assassin tries to make a noise and Brian says Sheeesh!!!!!! I will tell you what that was. That there was the biggest embarrassment that I ever had in my eighteen years as a bona fide superstar that should of been a World Champion. Brian then hits the Sexy Assassin on the head and tells him to look. Now it looks like I will have to. Brian then looks at the fans. Are you trying to tell him to hit me? I know because you are not that stupid. Nobody is that stupid but I am gonna teach you a lesson. me and you. Brian then makes fun of the Sexy Assassins body movements during the interview. Me and you will have a match in the ring next week. I will show you what it takes to be a real pro Wrestler because of what I saw was nothing of the sort. You should be shocked sterile. Brian slaps the Assassin. next week. Now get out of here. and Cory if you don't do your job right then you will be next and you morons I will line you up one by one and slap the tastes out of your mouths. I am the Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and if nobody believes then drive up to Trenton TN tonight and I will show that sorry city who the man is also. The fans do a you suck chant!!!!!!!!!!
They announce the Trenton TN card which was Saturday Night.
Coming soon
Walnut MS and Union City TN
Memphis TN
Saturday, July 10 at 8 p.m.
Mid-South Coliseum
Contact Coliseum Box Office.
Tickets on Sale June 14.
Home of Rhythm & Bruise
written by Gregory White Gregasauraus_Rex@bellsouth.net
6/5/04
UPN studios Memphis TN
Hosts:Cory Maclin and Brian Teigland
Before the show starts, I would like to send my condolences and honor the memory of Kurt Von Brauner who died Friday.
The crowd is very lively today.
They announce who will be on the show today.
The Sexy Assassin will team with Brian Christopher and going against the Lifeguards.
Koko Ware
They will show Kamala signing Rocking Chair.
They show highlights from last week. Lawler and Shock are out in the ring, Hart tries to put Shock on Lawler and then Hart puts Lawler on Shock. Hart grabs the certificate and lies on the floor with the frame on his head as Lawler gets the win to win the XWF belt to go with the AWA, WCCW and World's Unified belts.
Lawler comes out with his belts to a loud pop and is wearing shades and a WWE shirt. Cory has something about Lawler having more gold than Mr. T. Lawler, Did you say Master P or Mr. T? Mr. T is so fifteen minutes ago. I don't think it right to refer to me as a triple champion. Lawler mentions quickly the titles that he won and then mentions that he won the XWF belt last week which brings lots of applause. And you know I told Jimmy to try it my way at least one time. I have not seen Jimmy Hart for the past three days. What is the Problem? Do you think it is because he double-crossed Shock in that match? Jimmy Hart is on the Phone. Jimmy Hart , says Good Morning. Jerry, Good morning Jimmy Hart where are you? Jimmy Hart, I cannot hear you so I will have to talk on my end here. Jerry Lawler, Where are you is what we wanna know. Hart, How are you feeling , King? Anybody see Shock today? Lawler, Is that all you are worried about? Are you scared of Shock? Shock is not here today. Jimmy Hart, I cannot hear anything you say so I will ramble on. I hope that you are sitting down because I am at Universal Studios at Orlando Florida. Jimmy Hart mentions all the names of the various theme bars in Orlando. I am signing a contract to open the very first Jerry "The King" Lawler them restaurant down here. We are gonna have one thousand of your t shirts of course next to my t shirts. We are gonna have the book that you released last year next to mine which will be released in August. we are gonna be together in everything we do. We are gonna fly Cory down with all expenses paid on fly at your own Risk Airlines. We are gonna get you a middle seat so that you don't eat all the peanuts up, Cory. WE will bring you to Universal and we want you to bring a film crew because we want you to see the opening of the very first, Jerry "The King" Lawler restaurant. It is great to have Jerry Lawler in the First Family along with Koko B Ware. Cory, turn it off. I am not gonna fly on Fly at your own risk Airline stuff. Jerry Lawler. laughs and then says The last time that I flew on an airline trip that was booked by Jimmy Hart, The airline was so cheap that during the movie,the Pilot was walking around selling popcorn. You don't want to go on that airline. Jimmy Hart stayed on the tit O Whirl too long. The reason that Jimmy Hart did not show up today was he was afraid of what Shock will do to him. I don't know where Shock is. Hart so far the experiment or whatever you call it has worked. The contract is still not signed. The fans cheer. I can say this if he can get a theme restaurant in Orlando than that can get a long ways towards getting a contract signed. Cory says that you will be down there but flying Northwest and will be there with the film crew.
Brian Christopher comes out dancing with the Sexy Assassin. to cheers. Cory mentions that they are discoing on Memphis wrestling today. Brian, OH MY GOSH!!!!!!! Sexy Assassin while we were on way to the desk did you hear this Baffoon use the word disco? The Sexy Assassin shakes his head. Disco???!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would call it anything but Disco!!!!!!! This is 2004, Cory Maclin!!!!! The fans do a Jerry's kids chant. That is called getting down!!!!!! Bustin' a move with my man the Sexy Assassin#7!!!!!!!! Since I brought the Sexy Assassins in here. They have not gotten the respect that they deserve from you, and from the morons over here that better shut up when I am talking!!!!!! Brian points to the Sexy Assassin, This is a bonafide superstar ready to explode and we are gonna explode right here right now on a couple of jobronis, The Lifeguards. How many Lifeguards are there? Cory, How many Sexy Assassins are there is what I wanna know? Cory, Don't worry. My Sexy Assassins are fired up and ready to go. Bring out these Lifeguards because I cannot wait to rip them out from limb to limb as only the Sexy Assassin and Brian Christopher can.
The Lifeguards come out to a huge pop. This time Scott Starr and Tony Gunn.
The first match of the day is the Lifeguards vs. Brian Christopher and the Sexy Assassin #7. The fans do a Brian Sucks chant. The fans do a cry baby chant on Brian Christopher. The Sexy Assassin holds Scott Starr and Brian Christopher accidentally monkeyflips the Sexy Assassin twice as Scott Star moves out of the way. The third time Brian tries a Superkick while the Sexy Assassin holds Scott Starr. Brian accidentally kicks the Sexy Assassin. While Brian Christopher realizes what he done. Scott Starr pins the Sexy Assassin and Tony Gun tackles Brian Christopher.
Winners:The Lifeguards win.
Brian Christopher is crying like a baby while the lifeguards celebrate while there music play.
Brian Christopher is crying and having a fit like a baby and is with the Sexy Assassin and both are with Cory. Brian is breathing heavily and the Sexy Assassin is holding his sore jaw. You know what. Get your hands off the microphone. I don't need you, Cory. What I have to say is between me and you. First of all, wipe my brow and Brian hands The Sexy Assassin a handkerchief and gets his brow cleaned by the Sexy Assassin. Brian Christopher is breathing really heavy. Listen to me!!!!!! Listen to your boss!!!!!!!! What in the name of St. Pete do you call what you just did?
?!!!!!!!!!!! Brian looks mad. The Sexy Assassin just looks at Brian. Don't just stand there on the camera and look stupid!!!!!! Just Answer the question!!!!!!!! Brian makes the scratching the head gesture. Are you gonna scratch your head!!!!!! Answer me!!!!!!!!!!! The Sexy Assassin tries to make a noise and Brian says Sheeesh!!!!!! I will tell you what that was. That there was the biggest embarrassment that I ever had in my eighteen years as a bona fide superstar that should of been a World Champion. Brian then hits the Sexy Assassin on the head and tells him to look. Now it looks like I will have to. Brian then looks at the fans. Are you trying to tell him to hit me? I know because you are not that stupid. Nobody is that stupid but I am gonna teach you a lesson. me and you. Brian then makes fun of the Sexy Assassins body movements during the interview. Me and you will have a match in the ring next week. I will show you what it takes to be a real pro Wrestler because of what I saw was nothing of the sort. You should be shocked sterile. Brian slaps the Assassin. next week. Now get out of here. and Cory if you don't do your job right then you will be next and you morons I will line you up one by one and slap the tastes out of your mouths. I am the Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and if nobody believes then drive up to Trenton TN tonight and I will show that sorry city who the man is also. The fans do a you suck chant!!!!!!!!!!They announce the Trenton TN card which was Saturday Night.
Coming soon
Walnut MS and Union City TN
Memphis TN
Saturday, July 10 at 8 p.m.
Mid-South Coliseum
Contact Coliseum Box Office.
Tickets on Sale June 14.