Memphis wrestling 5/22/04 The debut of the New Kin May 22, 2004 17:39:56 GMT -5
Post by Gregzilla on May 22, 2004 17:39:56 GMT -5
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From: Gregory White
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Subject: Memphis wrestling:5/22/04 The debut of the new King!!!!!!
Home of Rhythm & Bruise
written by Gregory White Gregrageous@Earthlink.net
UPN studios Memphis TN
Hosts:Cory Maclin and Brian Teigland
They say who will be in the ring.
Jerry "The King" Lawler
Koko B Ware and Tracy Smother tagging together.
Southern Title match with King Mable vs. Shock.
Brian thanks the fans for all the emails,telephone calls and such. We just got something special for Corey appreciation certificate from the fans. It reads "The fans of Memphis Wrestling would like to thank Corey Maclin for bringing wrestling back the way it should be, Clean,family,entertainment and without the foul language,gratuitous nudity.authors note:The fans start a Cory chant. For making it decent and true. Thank you for an exciting year from the Memphis wrestling fans. It is the most Memphis thing about Memphis. They point out that it was signed by WW Harrington. Cory then thanks everyone.
The Southern Champion, Mable comes out. I am back in Memphis wrestling and excited. What's up!!! This is the greatest fans in the universe. I am really happy to be back and have been keeping up with what is going on. I am upset with Jerry "The King" Lawler. I cannot believe that he would be part of the first family. I will be up against Shock the man who took my XWF Heavyweight Title. He did not beat me he stole it. This is the Southern Heavyweight title belt. You have to earn that in the Memphis Wrestling ring and today it is on and you are going down.
The first match of the day is Koko Ware and Tracy Smothers with Jimmy Hart vs. The Lifeguards. They mention that Bill Dundee is having surgery due to injury from getting beat up by Ware and Smothers. Scott Starr has the match won but referee Jerry Calhoun is busy putting Dustin Starr in his corner and Koko uses a chain on Scott Starr. Smothers roll up Scott and pulls his tights and uses the ropes for leverage.
Winners:Tracy Smothers and Koko Ware.
Jimmy Hart, Koko and Smothers head for the announcers desk.Jimmy Hart, You see it or way and we see it our way. They came out winners and that is all that counts. Koko came back from Hollywood doing a movie baby. Look at Koko's hairstyle. He is in the picture with Gary Coleman. Gary Coleman got his hair done this way. They then show a picture of Koko,Isaac Hayes and Gray Coleman wearing the same hairstyle. What doe you think,Koko? Koko is silent for a bit. Koko, that sounds good Jimmy.
Koko, Hollywood is in and the match is set. What do you have to say Koko? Koko, I have been hearing all this noise about Jerry Lawler joining the First Family. You know , Jimmy,I think that it is a bad idea. We don't need Jerry Lawler. We ran wild without Jerry Lawler. why do we have to have him on our side? Tracy looks like he is agreeing. You don't remember how many times he busted your jaw. He sent you to the hospital. How can you trust somebody like Jerry Lawler. Jimmy Hart, because I believe in him and he is the King of Professional Wrestling. Tracy Smothers, we don't need it man. Hey,hey hey!!!! In the WWE, you have Randy Orton, the young man who calls himself the legend killer. Here are some real legend killers here and it is called the First Family. It is Koko The dirty B Ware and Sellout Psycho Smasher Smoky Smothers. You will not see Bill Dundee again. He is gone. He is back at his bar. Jimmy Hart, The reason is that the King is here is because we need him. The family can be bigger and stronger. Let me ask you , Koko. Have I not managed your career forever? Why are you a millionaire now? Jimmy Hart tries to ask another question. Koko, ask one question please. You always said don't trust a snake and you know that Jerry Lawler does not belong in the first family. Cory, you need to sort out your differences in the back. it does not belong out here. Jimmy I am sorry that you feel that way but it will work out guys. You know why I was late getting to the building this morning. I was in the recording studios with Kamala. Here is the next American idol , Kamala.
They show a recorded video from Ardent studios at 2000 Madison. They show Kamala carrying his spear and tribal clothes in the lobby with Jimmy Hart. Some of the biggest names in music have cut records here. They show Jimmy Hart and some producer at the soundboard and Kamala voice attempting to sing. authors note: Kamala sounds like a sick basset hound getting its tooth pulled. You know the words.Lets get it right this time. Kamala agrees. Hear the music you sing. When I point you sing. Jimmy returns to the sound board with the producer sitting. He is ready now, Baby. The music plays and Kamala makes some noise from his throat. Jimmy Hart, What's Wrong? Do you have a sore throat? Sing from your diaphragm. Jimmy then pats Kamala's belly. one more time. We are ready. Jimmy Hart is back at the soundboard with the producer. We have it this time. Kamala sounds like a Basset hound delivering puppies this time. Are you ready this time? Do you need any water? Do you need any throat loranges. Kamala says O.K.. Kamala good!!!! Jimmy Hart, ready good. on this attempt Kamala sounds like a Basset Hound giving birth to a hippo. Jimmy Hart, What we need is headphones. That is why I am the smartest man in wrestling, Headset. Jimmy hart demonstrates how to wear a headset to Kamala. you will hear the music. This is it Kamala. Jimmy Hart then does a thumbs up to Kamala. This is it baby. Kamala points to headset saying good,good. They restart in again and Kamala actually sings. Hart and producer do five and Jimmy Hart says that it is a hit.
The second match of the day is Flex vs. The sexy Assassin # ?. They thank Mr. White for setting up the ring. Flex does a slam.