Post by Gregzilla on May 11, 2004 22:24:21 GMT -5
Memphis Wrestling
Home of Rhythm & Bruise
written by Gregory White Gregrageous@Earthlink.net
5/8/04
UPN studios Memphis TN
Hosts:Cory Maclin and Brian Teigland
The show opens with Cory Wearing new glasses with Brian in front of the new set. Jerry Lawler comes out shaking hands with the fans and Jimmy Hart and Shock comes out. Jimmy Hart comes out and talks with Lawler about the old days when they were great together and that the fans know that Jerry Lawler is better than Benoit and Guerrero. Jimmy Hart then asks Jerry Lawler to join up with him and that the fans never did anything for Jerry Lawler with Jimmy Hart that they can make one more run. Jimmy Hart then handed Lawler to check to prove he was serious. Jerry Lawler leaves quietly with check in hand.
authors note:thanks to Hal of http://www.prowrestlingreports.com./ and Vickie on the help on above.
Jimmy Hart and Koonta comes out. Jimmy Hart, Wherever I go people ask me about adding new members to the first family. We just added a new member this week. How did you become a professional wrestler? Why does Jerry Lawler stand out? Why is does he look the way he does? Because he is different. If you want to be a wrestler you go to Walmart and buy yourself a wrestling starter kit. With that started kit you get a table,a Metal chair, You get Tattoos all over your body. If you want to shave your head bald you shave it bald. Wear your jewelry because everyone else does. and when you find that wrestling ring, for God's sake don't get in it because it is a prop because all you do is learn to dive off the top rope onto a table and chairs. That was then. This is now. That is why Lawler is King of Memphis because he looks that part. Editors note:In the background Koonta is crawling all over and admiring the new announcers desk to which the announcers are objecting.
Johnny Dodston enters the ring area to a huge pop and Johnny chants.
The first match of the day is Johnny Dodston vs. Koonta with Jimmy Hart. The match is very good. Jimmy Hart pushes Dodston off the top turnbuckle and Koonta makes the pin off some move I don't know the name of.
Winner:Koonta.
After the match Dodston clears the ring of Hart and Koonta. The fans do a Johnny chant.
They have a taped interview with Hart and Smothers celebrating in front of a poster with pictures of members of the First Family. Hart announces that Smothers is part of the First Family. He will be joining Shock,The hardest working man Koonta and of course Koko who has returned and now Psycho. Jimmy then points to past members of the first family. Austin Idol,The Late great Troy Graham AKA The Dream Machine, Dutch Mantel and Handsome Jimmy Valiant. PYT Express(Koko Ware and Norvel Austin. Bobby Eaton and Tommy "Wildfire" Rich. just to name a few. We have some unfinished business baby. Tracy Smothers, Bill " Superstar" Dundee. You know Jimmy I always finished business but I guess not. Bill Dundee is a gallant gallant warrior who goes down swinging. That is the business of wars. wars are won by battles. Hey Bill look here the lights are on but nobody is home. You beg me to tag with you when nobody else would tag with you and you turned on me. He suckerpunched me. look at this the Lights are on but nobody is home guys. It is sellout Psycho, smasher, smoky Smothers and I am not coming for no choir festival and it ain't no revival. I am gonna be on you like a duck on a junebug pal. When you least expect it watch your back buddy. I am gonna be there. Jimmy Hart then whispers something your bad. They then celebrate some more. Jimmy Hart then says I would not wanna be Bill Dundee for any price in the world, Baby. Hart then laughs. Tracy then mumbles when you least expect it.
The announces bring the fans up to date on Kevin White's injury. Kevin White will be out indefinitely.
They have Mable on the phone. I want to shout out to all the greatest fans in the universe. They stood behind me %100. I beat Nicholas Doom last week in the middle of the ring 123. I am on my way to Atlanta Ga. to defend my Southern Title against Buff Bagwell. There have been many great Southern champions Jerry Lawler,Bill Dundee,Austin Idol, The list goes on and on. I am the people's southern Heavyweight champion. Anybody that tries to take the title in that studio will go down and will go down hard.
Round Town
Ripley, MS
Union City, TN
Trenton, TN
next week the one year anniversary show.
Jerry Lawler comes out with Elvis and Bill Dundee. the fans do a you suck chant to Elvis. Cory asks Lawler what will he do with the check. Lawler, I cannot tell you the amount but it is worth thinking about. Have you seen these slick new billboards around town. They show a huge billboard outside with the Memphis wrestling logo in the middle with Jerry Lawler's picture on the top left and Jimmy Hart's picture below that and on the left Brian Teigland's picture on top with Cory Maclin's picture below that and the time and channel that Memphis wrestling is on in Memphis. Lawler is the picture on one side with Hart and myself, a premonition or something. Cory, Seriously you are not thinking of it. Bill Dundee, While Lawler is looking at the check, I want to talk about Tracy Smothers. Smothers you are right, I have not forgotten about you big and bad. My shoulder is still hurting. Jimmy Hart you snake in the grass, You aint gonna do nothing to me. Jerry you are really not gonna do it. Lawler then shows Dundee the check. Bill Dundee eyes light up I don't know. There is a lot of money on that check even to the King of Wrestling. The announcers cannot believe it.
The XWF Cruiserweight Champion Kid Kash comes out with Jimmy Hart. Hart, girls eat your heart out. This is the greatest Crusierweight ever , daddy. Kid Kash is primping while Hart is talking. You right that I am gonna be right in the ring in action. Everyone has been waiting on me, The K I D. You want to see the greatest. Cory you drop that mike one more time and I will drop you. Cory,What do you have to say? Kid, What do I have to say? Look at me!!!! Do I have anything to say. This speaks for itself. You want to see a tape of Grandmaster Sexay. So you say that Grandmaster Sexay is gonna send in a tape because he is too scared to tell Kid Kash himself. You wanna see the tape? Do you people want to see the tape? All Right!!! Guess what I found in the trash. Kid breaks the tape itself and breaks the case over his knee. The fans do a you suck chant. Kid Kash looks at the broken tape and insults him. He looks like his daddy, Jerry. You are talking to the Notorious K-i-d, the greatest wrestler in the business. I have been champion everywhere I been!!! ECW, NWA and coming soon to an ring near you. I am gonna be the Memphis Champion. you know you retard I otta go and knock that tooth out of your mouth.
The second match of the day is Kid Kash with Jimmy Hart vs. Lifeguard Dustin Starr. The match is good. Hart distracts Starr and Kid Kash rolls up Dustin for the pin.
Winner:Kid Kash
They show the Money Inc. music video with Jimmy Hart on Beale St.
The third match of the day is The Sexy Assassins vs. Bill Dundee and Derrick King. The fans do a Derrick chant. while Dundee is in the ring the fans do a we want Derrick chant. Dundee Superkicks the Sexy Assassin.
Winners:Bill Dundee and Derrick King.
The fourth match of the day is Nicholas Doom vs. Jerry "The King" Lawler. Jerry Lawler comes out to a loud pop but his music drowns it out. The fans starts Jerry chant. Jimmy Hart comes to ringside and joins the announcers. Jimmy Hart says that his services are free of charge today and talks up Lawler. Jerry would respond to a fist by doom and Hart would cheer on Lawler. Lawler would put a move on Doom and Lawler would be celebrating until he sees Hart celebrating. Jimmy Hart tells Lawler that the fans don't care about Lawler. Only I care about Jerry Lawler. Dooms run Lawler into the ref and Doom makes the cover. Hart hits Doom with his Cane. Jimmy Hart is screaming and cheering for Lawler. Come on King. Jimmy Hart runs up to the ring with both belts and hands them to Lawler. Jimmy Hart is happy. Lawler's music is playing when he makes the win.
Winner:Jerry Lawler
Authors note: if I did not care for Lawler I would not be doing this column for free on Lawler's website.
They show Lawler the highlights of Jimmy Hart hitting Doom with his cane. Hart is screaming something that I cannot make out. Jerry calls hart over to the announcers desk. Are you saying that you are gonna do that for me that is to save some wins from big guys like that if I join the First Family. Jimmy Hart, You are the greatest wrestler ever in this business and I am the greatest manager ever in this business. These people did not cheer for you. They are fair-weather friends. Lawler, next week is the one year anniversary show on UPN. I think that I will have a major announcement next week on that show. Lawler walks off.
Home of Rhythm & Bruise
written by Gregory White Gregrageous@Earthlink.net
5/8/04
UPN studios Memphis TN
Hosts:Cory Maclin and Brian Teigland
The show opens with Cory Wearing new glasses with Brian in front of the new set. Jerry Lawler comes out shaking hands with the fans and Jimmy Hart and Shock comes out. Jimmy Hart comes out and talks with Lawler about the old days when they were great together and that the fans know that Jerry Lawler is better than Benoit and Guerrero. Jimmy Hart then asks Jerry Lawler to join up with him and that the fans never did anything for Jerry Lawler with Jimmy Hart that they can make one more run. Jimmy Hart then handed Lawler to check to prove he was serious. Jerry Lawler leaves quietly with check in hand.
authors note:thanks to Hal of http://www.prowrestlingreports.com./ and Vickie on the help on above.
Jimmy Hart and Koonta comes out. Jimmy Hart, Wherever I go people ask me about adding new members to the first family. We just added a new member this week. How did you become a professional wrestler? Why does Jerry Lawler stand out? Why is does he look the way he does? Because he is different. If you want to be a wrestler you go to Walmart and buy yourself a wrestling starter kit. With that started kit you get a table,a Metal chair, You get Tattoos all over your body. If you want to shave your head bald you shave it bald. Wear your jewelry because everyone else does. and when you find that wrestling ring, for God's sake don't get in it because it is a prop because all you do is learn to dive off the top rope onto a table and chairs. That was then. This is now. That is why Lawler is King of Memphis because he looks that part. Editors note:In the background Koonta is crawling all over and admiring the new announcers desk to which the announcers are objecting.
Johnny Dodston enters the ring area to a huge pop and Johnny chants.
The first match of the day is Johnny Dodston vs. Koonta with Jimmy Hart. The match is very good. Jimmy Hart pushes Dodston off the top turnbuckle and Koonta makes the pin off some move I don't know the name of.
Winner:Koonta.
After the match Dodston clears the ring of Hart and Koonta. The fans do a Johnny chant.
They have a taped interview with Hart and Smothers celebrating in front of a poster with pictures of members of the First Family. Hart announces that Smothers is part of the First Family. He will be joining Shock,The hardest working man Koonta and of course Koko who has returned and now Psycho. Jimmy then points to past members of the first family. Austin Idol,The Late great Troy Graham AKA The Dream Machine, Dutch Mantel and Handsome Jimmy Valiant. PYT Express(Koko Ware and Norvel Austin. Bobby Eaton and Tommy "Wildfire" Rich. just to name a few. We have some unfinished business baby. Tracy Smothers, Bill " Superstar" Dundee. You know Jimmy I always finished business but I guess not. Bill Dundee is a gallant gallant warrior who goes down swinging. That is the business of wars. wars are won by battles. Hey Bill look here the lights are on but nobody is home. You beg me to tag with you when nobody else would tag with you and you turned on me. He suckerpunched me. look at this the Lights are on but nobody is home guys. It is sellout Psycho, smasher, smoky Smothers and I am not coming for no choir festival and it ain't no revival. I am gonna be on you like a duck on a junebug pal. When you least expect it watch your back buddy. I am gonna be there. Jimmy Hart then whispers something your bad. They then celebrate some more. Jimmy Hart then says I would not wanna be Bill Dundee for any price in the world, Baby. Hart then laughs. Tracy then mumbles when you least expect it.
The announces bring the fans up to date on Kevin White's injury. Kevin White will be out indefinitely.
They have Mable on the phone. I want to shout out to all the greatest fans in the universe. They stood behind me %100. I beat Nicholas Doom last week in the middle of the ring 123. I am on my way to Atlanta Ga. to defend my Southern Title against Buff Bagwell. There have been many great Southern champions Jerry Lawler,Bill Dundee,Austin Idol, The list goes on and on. I am the people's southern Heavyweight champion. Anybody that tries to take the title in that studio will go down and will go down hard.
Round Town
Ripley, MS
Union City, TN
Trenton, TN
next week the one year anniversary show.
Jerry Lawler comes out with Elvis and Bill Dundee. the fans do a you suck chant to Elvis. Cory asks Lawler what will he do with the check. Lawler, I cannot tell you the amount but it is worth thinking about. Have you seen these slick new billboards around town. They show a huge billboard outside with the Memphis wrestling logo in the middle with Jerry Lawler's picture on the top left and Jimmy Hart's picture below that and on the left Brian Teigland's picture on top with Cory Maclin's picture below that and the time and channel that Memphis wrestling is on in Memphis. Lawler is the picture on one side with Hart and myself, a premonition or something. Cory, Seriously you are not thinking of it. Bill Dundee, While Lawler is looking at the check, I want to talk about Tracy Smothers. Smothers you are right, I have not forgotten about you big and bad. My shoulder is still hurting. Jimmy Hart you snake in the grass, You aint gonna do nothing to me. Jerry you are really not gonna do it. Lawler then shows Dundee the check. Bill Dundee eyes light up I don't know. There is a lot of money on that check even to the King of Wrestling. The announcers cannot believe it.
The XWF Cruiserweight Champion Kid Kash comes out with Jimmy Hart. Hart, girls eat your heart out. This is the greatest Crusierweight ever , daddy. Kid Kash is primping while Hart is talking. You right that I am gonna be right in the ring in action. Everyone has been waiting on me, The K I D. You want to see the greatest. Cory you drop that mike one more time and I will drop you. Cory,What do you have to say? Kid, What do I have to say? Look at me!!!! Do I have anything to say. This speaks for itself. You want to see a tape of Grandmaster Sexay. So you say that Grandmaster Sexay is gonna send in a tape because he is too scared to tell Kid Kash himself. You wanna see the tape? Do you people want to see the tape? All Right!!! Guess what I found in the trash. Kid breaks the tape itself and breaks the case over his knee. The fans do a you suck chant. Kid Kash looks at the broken tape and insults him. He looks like his daddy, Jerry. You are talking to the Notorious K-i-d, the greatest wrestler in the business. I have been champion everywhere I been!!! ECW, NWA and coming soon to an ring near you. I am gonna be the Memphis Champion. you know you retard I otta go and knock that tooth out of your mouth.
The second match of the day is Kid Kash with Jimmy Hart vs. Lifeguard Dustin Starr. The match is good. Hart distracts Starr and Kid Kash rolls up Dustin for the pin.
Winner:Kid Kash
They show the Money Inc. music video with Jimmy Hart on Beale St.
The third match of the day is The Sexy Assassins vs. Bill Dundee and Derrick King. The fans do a Derrick chant. while Dundee is in the ring the fans do a we want Derrick chant. Dundee Superkicks the Sexy Assassin.
Winners:Bill Dundee and Derrick King.
The fourth match of the day is Nicholas Doom vs. Jerry "The King" Lawler. Jerry Lawler comes out to a loud pop but his music drowns it out. The fans starts Jerry chant. Jimmy Hart comes to ringside and joins the announcers. Jimmy Hart says that his services are free of charge today and talks up Lawler. Jerry would respond to a fist by doom and Hart would cheer on Lawler. Lawler would put a move on Doom and Lawler would be celebrating until he sees Hart celebrating. Jimmy Hart tells Lawler that the fans don't care about Lawler. Only I care about Jerry Lawler. Dooms run Lawler into the ref and Doom makes the cover. Hart hits Doom with his Cane. Jimmy Hart is screaming and cheering for Lawler. Come on King. Jimmy Hart runs up to the ring with both belts and hands them to Lawler. Jimmy Hart is happy. Lawler's music is playing when he makes the win.
Winner:Jerry Lawler
Authors note: if I did not care for Lawler I would not be doing this column for free on Lawler's website.
They show Lawler the highlights of Jimmy Hart hitting Doom with his cane. Hart is screaming something that I cannot make out. Jerry calls hart over to the announcers desk. Are you saying that you are gonna do that for me that is to save some wins from big guys like that if I join the First Family. Jimmy Hart, You are the greatest wrestler ever in this business and I am the greatest manager ever in this business. These people did not cheer for you. They are fair-weather friends. Lawler, next week is the one year anniversary show on UPN. I think that I will have a major announcement next week on that show. Lawler walks off.